It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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