It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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