i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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