I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table