i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.