At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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