She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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