sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
