For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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