We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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