I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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