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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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