this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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