Dual....:-)
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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