Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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