She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
