so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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