Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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