I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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