: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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