awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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