yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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