his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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