Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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