PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
what day is it and did you see me today?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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