They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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