Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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