last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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