Whats the glycemic index on semen?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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