By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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