Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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