Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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