just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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