Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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