the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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