just tell him i said nine months
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
FUCK WHALES
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