YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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