My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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