I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I am available for nakedness
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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