what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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