How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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