Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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