no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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