There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm bleeding and have questions
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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