You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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