why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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