mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm sobbing to NWA
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