So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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