i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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