Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Text me some of your sweat
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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