Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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