I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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