i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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