I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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